请记住 Speak Slowly And Clearly With Kid [From Email]

这份电邮来时，还真地让我觉得 - 还是记住和小孩说话时，好慢慢来，否则，真地会教坏他们啊。。。哈哈哈

A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,
the son of a bitch is nine.." His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother
asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the
teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, ‘the son of a bitch’ is four?" After the teacher stopped
laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."

Therefore please speak slowly and clearly so that the kids
can hear your exact words.